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Saltburn (2023)

Rating: 7/10
Runtime 131 minutes

"Saltburn" is a delightfully quirky film that enthralled me from start to finish. It tells the story of an Oxford University student who finds himself lured into the fascinating world of a charismatic, aristocratic peer. When he accepts an invitation to spend the summer at the family's vast estate, he is thrust into a whirlwind of eccentricities, resulting in a summer he will never forget.

One can't help but notice that the characters often undertake actions that seem to defy logic. Initially, I was inclined to attribute this to a lack of coherence by the director, as though they were merely attempting to push the plot forward without a concern for the consistency of the characters' motivations. However, upon reflection, I have come to a different conclusion. Rather than a flaw, I now see this as a deliberate choice to amplify the peculiar nature of the characters.

Is it hard to imagine such an eclectic mix of odd personalities sharing the same living space in reality? Certainly. But then again, stranger things have happened. And at the end of the day, movies aren't exact reflections of real life, but rather a creative interpretation of it.

Therefore, despite its oddities, "Saltburn" is a film that welcomes us to embrace the weird and the unconventional. And in a world that often leans towards monotony, perhaps we could all use a little more of that.


Rating: 7/10
Runtime: 131 minutes
IMDB: 7/10 (210k votes)
First Reviewed: 2024-01-02
Last Updated: 2024-09-29

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Warning: The following may contain spoilers:

What's the deal with "Saltburn?"You've got this small town, right? Not a Starbucks in sight. Yet, somehow they've got an alien invasion, a secret military base, and a retired spy living there? I mean, come on! In New York City, we can't even get a pizza delivered in under 30 minutes, but in "Saltburn," they've got extraterrestrials on speed dial.

And I'm still trying to figure out how the retired spy just happens to have a collection of high-tech gadgets in his garden shed. I mean, I can't even find my spare keys, yet this guy has an arsenal that would make James Bond blush.

Oh, and let's not forget the alien invasion. The aliens have travelled across the universe, bypassed New York, Los Angeles, London, Tokyo, but they've decided to land in "Saltburn?"What, did they get lost? Were they specifically looking for a good fish and chips shop? Was their spaceship's GPS system on the fritz?

So, if you're in the mood for a movie where the plot is as unpredictable as a subway schedule, check out "Saltburn." It's like E.T. met Mission Impossible at a British pub. It's not just a fish out of water story, it's a whole aquarium!


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